~ Miranda from New York

I love television.  I do.  And I am not ashamed to say it.  Truth is, sometimes I would rather watch certain TV shows, be they comedies, or movies, or sports, rather than have sex.  Anybody out there like that?  Is it because I am getting older?  Or maybe I don’t care so much anymore?  I don’t know, but I have always loved TV even as a kid. The reason I bring this up is because I was reminded last night of an encounter I had with a someone on TV.  Not a main character on any show, but she did commercials and was a semi-regular on a comedy.  I cannot say who, I am sorry, but you understand.  For the sake of this story, I will call her Miranda.  Miranda was 24 and she did fashion commercials, clothing and the like, and she also played a friend of a main character a few years ago.  By the way, she was very cute, not a knock-out, in fact a very normal looking girl, but damn cute.

I met her at the airport one day when I was picking up a cousin.  I was parked at the waiting area at the curb in front of the arrival section by the baggage area, which is a bit of a no-no for too long.  Security and all that.  The cops move around and chase you away.  I saw Miranda sitting on one of the benches near one of the glass door entrances; she was right opposite my car.  So I got out and went to the door to look through the glass to see if I could find my cousin at the baggage carousel.  But I really wanted to get a good look at the girl.  Miranda was wearing very short shorts along with a kind of revealing top.  She had this gym bag thing and a small suitcase.  So I looked at her and she saw me and I was taken aback a bit because maybe others might not recognize her but because I watched so much TV, I did.  So I said, “Hey, please forgive me for bugging you but you look familiar.  You were on a TV show, right?”  She smiled and said, “Yep, and thank you for knowing.”  I apologized to her for not know her name and she told me it was OK and told me her name.  And I said, “Right!”  And we both laughed.

Anyway, she was waiting for her car to take her where she was going.  She was visiting her great aunt.  I told her I was probably going to get moved away by the airport police very soon – I saw a guy a bit down the way moving toward me, talking to drivers – but thanked her for the chat.  She said no worries and she got up and told me to open my car’s trunk.  I did and she put her stuff in.  “Leave it open, and when the guy comes I will tell him you are halfway there, that there are two of us and the other person is about to get her stuff.”  And this is exactly what happened.  The cop gave me a sour look and said OK.

Before my cousin came out, I asked Miranda how I could repay her.  And she said to take her out that night.  I did, and we had a great time.  She came back to my place and we thanked each other most of the night, lol.  Miranda went back to New York City from where she flew in, and that was that.  That was how she wanted it.

I tell you this because an idea came to me, and I know this works for no strings attached hookups like this.  When you join a site and you make your profile, mention you like to travel, who doesn’t, and also look for girls who do.  If you are in a big metro area, you will be able to hook up or meet someone coming to your city, or you may go to hers when you travel.  You can do this with all the sites here but recently this one worked for me – Ulust.com.  It will work for you too.

~ A frigid wind from Canada

Some years ago, I met a girl on a dating site, not one of the free adult dating sites reviewed here, and I think I can safely say it was one of the worst dates of my life.  It wasn’t completely unbearable, but it was pretty bad.  Anyway, I don’t remember who started with who, to be honest, but I do remember we had nice chats.  I was on the west coast and she was in eastern Canada of all places, Montreal, over 3000 miles away.  Her pics looked really nice.  She was a petite girl, cute, and she had a nice personality.  I had no plans to go to Canada but she said she had friends out here and that she visited fairly often.  So that was good.  Even though I liked her well enough long distance, I didn’t know if I was ready to go all the way toward her after what really wasn’t a long “courtship,” if you could call it that.  That would depend on how long it all went on.

So sure enough, as we stayed in touch, she was coming to Los Angeles where I lived.  We were both excited.  Our conversations had been great, about family and work and friends and travel, and more, etc.  We had a lot in common, and I had relatives in Canada not terribly far from the girl, so if things worked out, I would go visit her.  At that time, I really wanted to find my life partner and so, I thought, hey, this long distance thing might work out.  She could be the one, who knows?  So as we planned for her visit, we became even closer.  We talked a lot more and enjoyed each conversation.  There seemed never to be any down time in our chats.  So soon the day arrived.

Because we spent hours on the phone chatting, I was pretty sure we covered most things, at least most important things.  She knew about what I did and I knew what she did for a living.  I didn’t leave anything out and I just went with the flow as did she.  And I was completely honest, about my age and anything else that came up.  So she came to LA and we immediately made plans to meet.  For our first date, I would pick her up and take her to the beach for lunch and some walking around.  We were both cool with that, figuring it would be a good way to get started.  So the day after she arrived I drove about 20 minutes to pick her up.  As I got to where she was staying, flowers in hand, and rang the bell and she opened the door, that was when the whole fantasy stopped.

When she opened the door, I was shocked.  As I said, I was honest.  She was not.  Her pics must have been taken at least 10, maybe 15 years earlier.  And although mine were current, I had a baby face so I looked years younger.  For sure she lied about her age, and I could see she had displeasure as well.  I am sure it was because she thought I would lie like she did.  Now I have had people lie about looks and age and send me old pics before, and that’s just not right, but this was a bit ridiculous.  I was mad but I was determined to try things out anyway – I am polite, I just couldn’t yell at her, “You lied!” and so I said, “Ready to go?”  She said yes and she did go with me to my car and we did go where we planned.  But there was absolutely no conversation.  Zero.  I did try, really.  The date went very fast and I took her home, no talking in the car pretty much the whole way back to her place.  Oh well.

So people, the lesson for today is, tell the truth.  If not right away, do it before things blow up in your face.  There are a number of great dating sites you can find on this site and the best are listed here: DateSitesReview.com – Top 10 Dating Sites.  Being my date was much older than she advertised, here is a great seniors dating site, LOL – MatureHookupDating.com.  You can find young people here as well, I just thought after this blog column, it made sense.  🙂

~ Now what do I do?

So you find your lady on one of the sites here.  Then what?  If it’s a simple hook up, you know what to do.  You do, don’t you?  Do you really need me to tell you how to do that?  Just be aggressive and make plans to meet and then do your thing, lol.  But what about a date with someone that may end as a hookup but is at least at the start, a typical date.  And it may just be that typical date leading to a relationship.  So you found each other and you want to meet.  Now what?

Do you go to a movie?  Dinner?  Horseback riding?  The library?  What do you do now?  I have heard these questions a lot.  Hell, I have had the same and asked the same.  Here is my take on it.  It depends, lol.  Now, now, that is not a copout.  It really depends.  If the two of you hit it off over notes, emails or texts or over the phone, you will have already have discussed it and you know what each of you wants or likes to do.  Or if you have hit it off and not discussed it, you will know what to do.  Make it a surprise, that will be nice.

If you have really great conversations and get along super well, after whatever you do, a movie, miniature golf, bowling, whatever, offer a choice of dinner.  Either a restaurant, one that you know and are prepared to take her, or offer to make a meal for her at your place.  If things work, well then things may go to a room other than the kitchen and dining room when the meal is done.  If you eat at a restaurant, then take it from there.  Everything depends on whether you both are enjoying yourselves with your conversation.  Both of you may want to just get the hell away from each other, lol.  If that is the case, then do it.  Better to end things sooner rather than later.

What to talk about.  When you start the conversations, if you don’t already have similar interests to chat about, then you need to delve into it.  On the free dating sites we list, when you make your profile, even if you don’t check off or identify the interests you have and those you hope your partner has, you can note it on your essay questions.  I know this sounds obvious, but you would be surprised at how many people just don’t fill out their profiles even though they actively seek someone on the dating sites, or they fill things out very sparingly.  And I wonder about people who answer the essay questions by writing, “Will get to this later,” but then don’t understand why they can’t attract someone to them.  So the more you reveal, even with your pictures – have several and use some that are unique and could generate interest, the better chance you will have in not just meeting someone online and then off, but you will have something to say.  And then so will she.  All it takes is a little more effort and then everything will fall into place.  And if after what you consider was sufficient and things still don’t seem right, then move on.  There are many women out there and you will find one for you.  Or more than one.  You will.

Go here for our top sites covering all niches, from mild normal dating to wild and kinky, and good luck.

~ What do women want?

Women like well, who the f*** knows, lol?  I was asked this yesterday, and I stood there with my mouth open and I didn’t have an answer.  Sheesh!  “Hell, if I know,” I finally blurted out.  So I went into Cindy’s office (well, her cubicle), and I said, “Cindy, you’re a women, right?”  Before I could continue, she says, “You just figure that out, Einstein?  No wonder you haven’t been promoted.”  “Ha.  No I mean what do women want?  Like, what do you want?”  “I want a Porsche and a guy who makes four times as much money as you at the minimum, and lots of shoes, and oh yeah, not you.”  OK, so that’s what Cindy wants.  I tell her to just give a good answer, one that could shed some light on this mystery from when the caveman dragged his lady by her hair as he went after some dinosaur.  So Cindy tells me everyone woman wants something different and of course it depends on the woman.

And that’s what I figured, it depends on the woman, like, it’s all relative.  Some women want the flash and the cash.  Others a home and kids.  So then it depends on what the man wants and to whether he is with the girl who wants to get what he is willing to give, whether it’s a lot or hell, not much at all.  Maybe the lady just wants fun, partying, drinking, or sex or all of that.  Maybe she wants the house and yard and white picket fence as she calls out the kitchen window and tells her kids to come in to dinner.  Is it possible that some women say they want some things but then they really don’t, or vice versa.  Of course.  So what is a man to do to make his lady happy?

Well, before the whole thing starts, you have to be sure everyone is on the same page.  And that is where the whole dating thing comes in.  I have said it before to you people and I will say it again, communicate and know what you want and she wants.  The way to do this is from the beginning, from when you look for the lady or she looks for you.  And that is where I come in.  Well, not me exactly but what I do.  The dating sites.  That is where it starts if you use cyberspace to get a partner.  It is the easiest way to find what you want in a woman, and more times than not, even just from her profile, you can know what that particular woman wants from you or out of life.  Now not every woman will be honest about that or straight about it, but once you make contact with her or her with you, you can dig into it all and find out.

And it is a two-way street.  Women have to know what men want too.  What do you want, guys?  Do you want a family or or do you want to do what it tales to make kids without the kids happening, if you know what I mean?  If you want the relationship, take the girl home to meet mom and dad thing, then I suggest you look here MatureHookupDating.com.  Believe it or not, and I know, you will find younger women who want the serious thing on the site.  I mean that, check it out, that is why I am recommending it.  Or here if you want an African American sweetie, and you can go here  even if you are not black, yep that’s true too – MrandMissBlack.com.  Sweet Asian ladies here – AsiaFriendfinder.com.  Lovely Latinas here – Amigos.com.  Wanna just get laid, lol, go here – Ulust.com.

But really, what do women want?  What you can convince them they want.  🙂

~ MILF me!

I had a great date last night!  It had been a while since my last date because I was so busy working and moving to a new place.  So I was happy when I was finally able to get some action, lol.  And for me lately, anything that takes me away from the office or home is action.  It became such a drag, even when I needed to do some research at the library, I was like, wow, this is great!  I am out somewhere!  But really, it had been a while and I was glad to get back into the game.

I found the girl on MilfAholic.com.  It’s a site I really like and have been recommending for a while.  I like MILFs – who doesn’t, for different reasons.  By the way, for some, what comes to mind when thinking of a MILF is some older couger, and that could be the case.  But there are also younger MILFs even 18 and 19 year olds.  So that misconception that the mom is older should go out the window.  Anyway, I digress.

My MILF was 27.  She was a single mom with 2 kids who also hadn’t had any fun in a long time.  Because we will still see each other, even though it will not be exclusive, I don’t want to use her real name, so I will call her MILFbabe.  Kidding.  I will call her Beth.  Beth sounds good, lol.  Anyway, when I saw her profile I was immediately attracted to her.  Because of her eyes.  Such beautiful eyes.  They hypnotized me.  I knew I had to write her and when I did, I heard back almost immediately.  That was a good sign.  I mean, don’t you hate when you wrote someone and you don’t hear back and you are always wondering if it’s too soon, or not?  But she replied fast and I appreciated it.  And I told her.  We chatted via the site and then by phone.  We also camchatted, mmmm.

So we made a date for last night because she could have her mom take the kids.  When I picked Beth up, there was electricity right away.  And what I liked was when we got to the restaurant, she took my arm in hers as we walked in.  Wow, I liked that.  We had a great chat and it went a bit bawdy and I was concerned people at neighboring tables could hear us.  We finally got so hot, and by the way she put her foot in my lap under the table, that we got the hell out of there before we finished eating.  We went back to her place and the fireworks began and lasted all night.  I am tired and almost thought of calling in sick but here I am, happy and writing for you, my loyal readers.  So check out MilfAholic.com.  You deserve it too!

~ Chastity, NOT :)

Yesterday, my first cousin Marty gave me a call.  He had to tell me about this date he just had.  “I gotta tell you about this date I just had!” Marty gushed.  He always has to tell me about them, all of them, lol.  So what happened with Marty?

First a little background.  Marty dates a lot.  I mean a lot.  He loves women and he loves fun.  My boy is a maniac when it comes to the ladies.  He makes good money as a stock broker and it seems he spends it as soon as he earns it.  On women.  And yes he has a nice car and other bling but he really loves to go out.  And he loves to then stay in and have fun.  So Marty is the classic “player.”

So this is a Marty story.  I am sure I will have more, lol.  Marty found this wild girl, I am happy to say on ULust.com.  I am happy to say because I believe that whatever two consenting adults want to do, let them.  It’s none of my business, and some sites are just for that, the wild hookup.  So I am glad he used a site I recommend for his rendezvous du jour.  So this girl, he said her name was Chastity, of all things, is anything but, lol.  He found her pretty darn quick when he was searching for a girl near him.  They got to talking and she tells him she has the desire to be spanked and whipped, pretty much messed with that way and also of course have wild sex.  Now he has done that spanking and whipping thing before to girls who wanted it, so he is like, “Sure, no problem.”

She actually goes to his place the next day, they didn’t go out to eat or anything, she just wanted to get down to business.  I don’t see any issue with that.  She brought a multi-tailed bullwhip with her.  First they had sex, and he said she was wild.  No need to get into all that, lol, just use your imagination.  Then she said, “I have been naughty, daddy, and I need to be punished.”  So he turned her over and started spanking her.  She yelled, “Harder, harder,” and Marty says he was spanking her so hard his hands were aching.  Then she said, “Whip me.”  So he did.  Her butt, he said, was so red.  But then she said, “My turn.”  And she told Marty to turn over as she wanted to spank him.  Poor Marty had never been spanked, at least not since my aunt Sue caught him smoking in the basement.  But he went along, what the hell.  So Chastity, according to Marty pushes him down from all fours so that he is laying on his stomach.  She sits on his upper back facing his legs, and doesn’t spank him.  She starts whipping him!  Hard!  Marty tries to get up, but she is planted on his back in such a way that it took him like almost a minute to get away from the girl.  But she had whipped him like 15 times.  She just laid in on him fast.

And get this.  These were Marty’s last words to me on the phone.  “Hey, Bud, I can’t sit down, but you know what?  I am seeing Chastity again this coming weekend!!”

~ Latina love

Ah, what can one say about Latinas?  I dated one a few years back for several months, and had a couple more dates with Latin ladies recently.  I find Latinas not only beautiful and so interesting culturally, I like that they are very family-oriented.  In fact, I almost married the girl I was dating, Espiranza, or Espy for short.   Her dad was from Mexico and her mom was Guatemalan.

Espy had an average body but also had these amazing big eyes.  They would melt me every time she looked at me.  She also had a temper at times, lol, and that would melt me too.  She was a hot-bloodied Latina.  I admired my former girlfriend also for the work she did and for her volunteer work.  Espy was a nurse for pretty sick people.  And she also worked at a soup kitchen on Saturdays.  So what happened with Espy?

Well, we dated first hot and heavy.  Her parents didn’t like me because of my background and so, we cooled a bit.  But then we got hot again, and again her parents.  Sheesh.  They wanted her to get married and not to me!  It was very hard to date and fight so much and that is what we started doing.  She just couldn’t go against her parents.  She said she would but then she wouldn’t.  I finally put my foot down and said we need to decide where this is going.  Espy told me not to worry, she would work on things because she didn’t want to lose me.  And I really thought she was the one and I didn’t want to lose her either.

But Espy didn’t come through, so it ended.  Oh well.  The good thing is I decided to get back on the horse so to speak.  So even though I felt brokenhearted by a Latina, I went on Corazon.com and found me another hot Latin lady and I loved it.  It was only a hook-up thing and we both agreed to that, so no complications.  I had already had my fill of that with Espy.  I don’t know what she is doing now or if she is with anyone, but I hope Espy is doing well and I hope whoever she is with if she is with anyone, she can push back when needed on her parents.  Because parents like that may never be satisfied.  I am sure you know what I mean.  Keep on hunting for the right one or the wrong one, lol.  But keep on going.  And do yourself a favor, check out Corazon.com.

~ A very strange date

It was 4 years ago.  I had just started my work here and I was giving dating advice as well as doing some technical things and more. Here is what happened.

My old college roommate, Dennis, told me he had a sure thing for me.  You know those sure things, right?  The girl who will give it up no matter what.  He even told me that she was called “Easy Ellie” in school.  He never met her but his friend from work told him about her.  So I called the number Dennis gave me and I got one of those phone company recordings saying the number I called was not working.  That should have been a sign for me not to pursue the date.  But no, I called Dennis and told him her number didn’t work.  So he called her and got back to me with a new number.  So I called that number and again, it didn’t work.  Well, I got a fax sound, lol.  Second hint, not taken.  Third time a charm, I get the right number and I call and get through to Ellie.

Now Ellie sounded a bit hoarse, not like a horse, but horse as in she had a raspy voice.  She said that was normal.  We had a careful conversation.  I tried chatting it up with my customary charm, lol, but it seemed Ellie didn’t want any of that.  We just had some polite chit chat and then we decided to meet.  Now remember, this was not supposed to be anything special for me although in my mind I am always like, who knows.  In any event, the plan was for me to pick her up and then we are to go to a mall.  It had theaters and all kinds of food, and I was not able to get her to commit to anything short of going to the mall first.

So I go get her and when I get to the door I could see she was at least 10 years older than me.  Dennis had told me she was around my age.  But I went with the flow and escorted her to my car and drove to the mall.  As much as I tried to have a conversation, I couldn’t get her to open up.  We get to the mall and I say, “Let’s go to the theater to see if there is something you might want to see.”  There were 12 movie theaters.  She says OK and we walk to the place.  As we start looking at the movies, she starts crying.  Crying!  Hell, it was so weird.  She said she had a horrible day and that she just wanted to go home.  So I took her home and that was that.  Very strange.  I never called her again.  And I never trusted Dennis again, at least with women.

~ Forget the world, join a dating site :)

Have you thought recently that the world seems to be falling apart? I mean, it seems there is some kind of crap going on somewhere to the point where at least IMO, it has been worse than when I was younger.  Maybe not, because now we have the internet and all these cable and satellite stations and all, so we hear more about everything, but to me it seems so.

With all the bad stuff going on, I think now is the time to do something fun, or get involved with something interesting.  Like dating, if you haven’t been doing that a lot.  Now I know, I am in that thing, so what else would I say?  But really.  It is so easy to just get online and join a site and start having fun.  Forget the news, and what’s going on in Asia or wherever, and all that bad Ebola stuff, and forget all the politics going on here.  Obama and Boehner and all that.

This site has many dating programs you can join.  If you want to just hook up with someone, just want to have fun, and no strings attached, check out FlirtBuddies.com.  There are lots of incredibly hot women who are looking for a great time.  And don’t worry if you are not a movie star or some kind of big shot.  You will find someone, and you can find many.  Or if you like Latina girls, check out Amigos.com.  When I reviewed this site, I was surprised there were so many sweeties here.  And cute as all get out.  And nice.  Maybe it’s a cultural thing, I don’t know, but the ladies are very loving and giving.  And speaking of culture, check out AsiaFriendfinder.com.  I had a Chinese girlfriend for a time till she went back to Taiwan.  Wow, super cute and so nice.  Respectful, giving.  I really thought about marrying her but she had to go back, family thing going on.  Asian women are amazing.

Into something a bit different?  And by the way, different doesn’t mean bad or weird.  To each his or her own I say and there should never be judging.  Life is so short, be happy.  Anyway, how about BDSM.com.  So many ladies there with many kinky desires related (and some not related) to bondage or being submissive, etc.  Super-hot pictures help you choose your mate for a meet.  So get your BDSM kink on and check it out.  Or how about Transexual dating?  FindaShemaleLover.com is a great site for those who like this particular niche.  I have found that within sites that are more niche-specific the people there are decent and tolerant and giving.

So forget the world, get to dating.  🙂